Who blew up the nord stream pipelines¿?¿

We need your help dear readers, please...

Today we are stumped by the much reported news in the Washington Boast, the paper of toilet.

But I believe you know the answer, so please help me, tell your opine, let the truth shine.

Please tell me did I miss an obvious culprit¿?

I saw a rooster or wild turkey, just pecking at the ground for food. Do you think that dude did it?

And will he admit it?