This makes me want to scream.
I just listened to the KCBS 106.9 fm traffic report here in Crapitalism central SF, we are sooo consumer friendly here.
3:48 pm Traffic and weather brought to you by BioNtech and Pfizer. Dear Lord Goddess Jesus Christ have Mercy on my soul. There may be a small injury in the trafffic report, possibly a car overturned…. Then the weather, after a brief bought and paid for PSA, which is read by the poor woman from the radio who gets paid for saying it:
“Come rain or shine, blue skies or grey, it's a good time to get your vaxxxine today.” Brilliant. Then the weather.
Now on behalf of KGRaS , Grasshopper Radio Service which is also, as it were, generally Regarded as Safe…we wanted to bring you a small unbought and not paid for public service announcement in the interest of your health and safety.
I can't understand , how did they neglect to give the rest of the PSA? Here at KGRaS we support your health and well-being, so we wanted to alert and inform you.
The hacksxxxines may possibly reduce your mortality from any variant of any name you give FluBah, or may not. Ohmigod variant may not respond to hacksxxxine. Hacksxxxine may cause injury not limited to death and dryness, swelling and inflammation. Hacksxxxine may cause miscarriage in pregnant women. Hacksxxxine may inhibit the ability of men and women to get pregnant, sorry dudes. Hacksxxxines may cause or aggravate pre-existing myocarditis, pericarditis, and Perry Coumo. In a small cohort the hacksxxxine was found to possibly have correspondence with formerly dormant cancer but this is a likely coincidence
Hacksxxxines ought not be indicated in those who walk, speak, or exercise too fast or too slowly, except on a sunny day with partial clouds. Ask your doctor if hacksxxxines will benefit your piana playing .
The hacksxxxine has not been reviewed in any long term safety trials that any animals were able to survive, please do not administer hacksxxxine to your pets.
The hacksxxxine offers full immunity to the manufacturer, so if you suffer any adverse effects , don't tell anyone about it since you are on your own kiddo.
Now back to our regularly scheduled fake news and sports. Several sporting events have been delayed due to excessive positive tests, so we of the famous football league decided the only logical move is to eliminate the false testing regime, so we don't have to cancel more games over rampant viruganda.
KGRaS. Grasshopper Radio Service. Get yours today.