SatanTony Blinken delivers a steaming pile of smelly lies, gaslighting, misdirection and outright flatulence

I translate his projection into reality of truth from the twilight zone of deceit, for you, so you don't have to.

Stinkin Blinken in Kiev. Kiev has two syllables, dude. Before we get to that godawful greasebag, I wanted to comment that I saw at least three pelicans when I crossed the Bay bridge today apparently fishing in the waning sunlight . Praise the good Lord, long live the Pelicans. I also saw one earlier flying low over the parking lot area where there were unlikely to be fishies, but what do I know, spellcheckskie‽ Fishies is the plural of fishes, which is also plural….but not as cute….fishies are fine by pelicans flyin.

SatanTony Blinken addresses the UKrainian CONgress Rada or maybe it was an university, i couldn’t quite figure it out…and he absolutely embarrasses himself , scAmerica, and that crappy false flag. The very picture itself ought to confirm his brand of traitor. When tis these or Isra Hell flags, they can be placed instead of our own… but try puttin the Russia flag up, they’ll accuse you of being pro Russian. But i am. If only i had a Russian flag….

On behalf of Womanity I appointed Grasshopper to translate key parts of my speech, whatever he could stand to hear twice before puking , so as to save you from studying my drivvel and projectile vomit of slayed language, sic. His translation proceeds below, after the link to the original expectorations I spit out….

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HY8to2BLDhk&pp=ygUSQmxpbmtlbiBraWV2IHRvZGF5

SatanTony loves ya. Kiddo. Wink Blink. Winkie blinkskie.

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Introducer:

(As some unimportant guy with a foreign sounding accent addressing you in English because Americans don’t speak any language at all, they just make up their own, … Let me introduce the Acting President of the scAmerican way, & UKraineia, the rock star guitar godster who actually plays all three strings of his guitar, tis the Stinkin’, finkin’, SatanTony Blinken, sponsored by Victoria NuLand who never met a coup she couldn’t adore with cookies, the cookie coup Queen sent her beloved SatanTony, also brought to you by MicroSofty, Harmacidegate, and the State Institutions of Bribery & Corruption, official UKraine welcomes the Secretariate of Hate, the Traitorous, get your nose-clothespins ready, folks, the representative of War Criminals and deprived , depraved devils fallen from Womanity…)

After approximately 3 minutes the scAmerican liar takes to the stage, pants on fire… muttering trash and tall talk , highlights and low blows below, not in any order necessarily…

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811. after Eight hundred and eleven days, today marks five days after Russia Victory day, but we will not dare to mention the strength of Russia that saved the world, a debt that can never be repaid , said Ernest Hemingway. So instead we say about the more than two years of war.

     Spell check turned my word war into water, ah, if only.

     Later i say twenty years, of war, or water, so as to contradict myself. I really have no idea what i am talking about. What was i saying? i’ had better read these notes more carefully, but i digress, where is my three string guitar, can i play you a song? i dressed my son up as Elenskies for Halloween, what a fucking weirdo i am…

It has been a year since Helsinkiies, a worthless pretend peace conference, which we pretended to have, wasn’t that the one where we got Elenskies to mop the floor?

let me google that,

is vilnius in helsinki? i am geographomopically challenged

yup, sure enough came right up… modern mopping technology is so great, but the bucket is too small and has no wringer, the meme-maker never actually mopped a floor, apparently, but i digress further.

See, this post was worth it just to see this one again, the good old days, with the fake smiles on the fake leaders, looking so, well, schmooooozzeeee, how i fondly remininsce…

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Messages from SatanTony

Message 1. Your are all alone, UKraine. Good luck with that sovereignty, blather about eventually joining the EU which is self destructing, blabber about eventually Nato Hato will have you , change your evil ways we imposed upon you and become that dammm democracy we coup’d, and we’ll coup you once more, UKraine, you silly thang. Oh, and thanks for the biolabs and the See Eye A bases, we appreciated being able to perfect our scheme to kill all slavs quickly, while we told you you were Aryans, wow!

And you believed us! Wow.

Message 1.1 we sent you a bunch of money, you embezzled billions from Amnerica, which no one will remember, Good Job Fellars. Good job! Thanks for stealing as much as you could and a whole lot more, what else would you do with all that dammm loot ? Build fortifications and defense lines to back up when the front fails? Oh, nevermind, just forget it…

1.2 We forced Putin and provoked Russia, and we have some silly ideas about making Russia pay , but actually we, America, will be held liable and responsible both legally and economically, and even comically, for the damage we forced upon UKraine, with the help of the good Germans, the UKraine, er, UK, the Polish French, and the Lemon Polish.. It was silly to think Russia wouldn’t care while we shelled the hell outta Donestk and the Donbass and Belgorod and Crocus, we directed these and navigated the missiles and the money and figured we wouldn’t get caught but that is the only thing we have going for ourselvies is Terror, that great SCaMERIca, Terror and Torture is what we are really all about, and senseless provocation of nuclear armed powers that are bigger and better than us, because we are just fools and blowhards, with not much of a military and a bunch of bases all around the world that make great targets for the people we have pissed off for centuries with our warmonger evil empire noGood ways…

1.3 Ukraine is screwed , toasted, and up shit’s creek. I came to wish you all a fond farewell, thanks for the memories and the Halloween costume idea, now the show is over so suddenly, tis sad we don’t have more time for reminiscing, i’ll be missing you UKRaine. But i won’t be coming back again, goodbye.

1.4 We have no plan. We never had any strategy, we just hoped to piss people off and PryghOzin folks to revolt, like an off yellow colour, but it dissipated and we lost. We were defeated. our project UKRaine tis melted in the rain, back to the drawing board, for China.

1.5 We have no plan.

1.6 Your military is Gone, we ran outta mercenaries and fools, we got no more weapons and no more men to give ya’s , will you accept our fondest wishes and good intentions for your destroyed electrical generation stations? Cheerio then.

1.7 You have basically lost half of your nation, you are a bunch of losers. But let me lie and say you got back half the land Russia captured from before the coming of Jesus and elephants spoke of rapture.

1.8 Our sanctions we imposed made Russia great again, the more we impose the greater Russia gets, first we lost the economic war, which it is totally wrong for us to wage, but we don’t know what else to do because we have no imagination and no damm God.

1.9 something about fake democracy, fake government , fake freedoms for you fake nation that we broke, too damm bad for you, yes, I SatanTony had the nerve to say something about honestly elected and a free press about the nation that we coup’d and our clown man who shut down most news outlets and all of his competition, who we will continue to pretend has ever had any legitimacy so he can sign contracts selling his imaginary state that ain’t worth the paper they wasted to print them on , we got the rule of law, loosely based, psychopath disorder, and we got it bad.

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Since we, the Arrogant West, couldn’t weaken Russia, we obliterated your UKRaine, serves you right for believin us, you dumb shits, uh, i mean, security allies and economic partners in crime and mayhem

2.1 Send your vulnerable to the front lines to die, quickly, who else is left to go die for a lost set of illusions?

2.2 We destroyed your UKRaine, but blame Russia, gaslighting, what else have we?

2.3 We wanted Ukraine to win, but made sure you’d lose by teachin you how to fight, ha ha. military madness and ineptitude, we gave to you, oh UKraine, and you took it, fought to the death, and destroyed yourself, sad, but now we’re out. oh, we’ll print you up some more money before we go, a lot of good it will do ya.

2.4 We signed a bunch of worthless security contracts with our coerced pretendoleaders that ain’t worth a shit, to make you feel better, which will not provide no security to you, and ain’t worth the paper we wasted to print them.

2.5 We gonna give you half a dozen bullets, or at least six.

2.6 After we finish losing and getting our asses whooped in your failed state, whoopsie, then we gonna get wiped all over the floor by China. can’t wait.

2.7 prosperity security economy energy technology lies academics awards lies lies lies inclusiveness demoRats ‘ turds are tasty.

2.8 Elenskies loses legitimacy in a week? Nope, he never had none, cymbal crash. Bad a bing… what election? what constitution? what government?

2.9 growth, revenue, war, love , election, losers

2.10 after i get off the Titanic, i’ll laugh and hallelujah while your country sinks because god bless Ukraine

2.11 only Russia can save Ukraine.

Only Russia can save you, Ukraine, we ScAmerica blew it all to kingdom come, and we are exposed and a failed bunch of Arrogant losers , oh well.

Now here’s a few more weapons, that’s all we got, so don’t ask for no more. Build them yourself…

toodles,

SatanTony walks off staged applause add nausea.